GA Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.

Gas is expensive nowadays In the 1940s they got it for free

Why is hitler better than Biden? Because hitler gave his people Gas for free

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Why was Hitler broke? The gas prices are outrageous

If Hitler was a comedian, He would use laughing gas

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."

Sparkling water was invented by Germans who else would add gas

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)

-You die of laughter.

Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high

GOTTVERDAMMT HANS I SAID “GLASS OF JUICE” NOT “GAS ZE JEWS”

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y

What do you call German weed?

Mustard Gas.

A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.