Front row jokes

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.

What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?

Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?

You turn it upside down.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.