Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol. qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter ?) Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre , parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans ...(Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in). Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir- metre ( centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to fill it when going in...
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead
What did cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.
what's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
Why was the boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.
What is a frog's favourite drink? Croaka-cola!