Friends jokes

Family

    • A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:

    "My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."

    The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"

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    • Booty

    • Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

    Mineta: ...go on...

    Denki: Ochako's booty.

    Mineta: I don't get it?

    Denki: Exactly.

    Mineta: *cries T_T*

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    • Pedophilia

    • I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."

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    • Grandpa

    • I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.

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    • Life

    • Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

    My friend: What’s wrong?

    Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

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    • Friend

    • Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.

    My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.

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    • Lie

    • One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.

    Buddy

    • Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

    The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

    Woman

    • Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”

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    Pregnancy

    • Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

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