Friends jokes
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.