My friend enyaw is gay she is a cunt
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin? Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Why doesnβt Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, heβs a real pain in the neck.
when you know you have a gay friend but you find out that they like you-
we were versing year 8 at footy and they were mostly black so, I told a my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
I was at school with friends one of my friends had hair in her armpits the rest day of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything until on of my friends laughed and told she had hair in her armpits so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly"
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
why does an orphan like the beetles because its family friendly
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
I told my friends that are gay that my hairlines straighter then he will ever be
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly
Never walk alone
Bro the twin towers are like my grandpa and his friends one survived/ my grandpa the others have fallen/ his friends
Are you for head and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back
π£: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
