What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
what do you call a burned mexican a fried torteya
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Your pretty let me take you on a date sike I lied your ugly and fried what you talking about
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
TO GWEN AND FRESHFRY: Hi Gwen and fresh fry you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. you are the people who I look up to people r mean to us because i am adopted. thank you for all of your support!!!!!!
The other day this duck came by the gas station he ask the cashier do you have any duck food here the cashier said hell naw I got no damn duck food this the gas station not no damn swamp and I ain't ya mama. Then the duck ask him two more times and then the cashier said for the last time no I don't have any duck food here for you ok if you ask me again i will put you in the oven and deep fried you like Kentucky fried chicken.
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
Why Did The Skeleton Have No Friends? He Was A Boner! Heheheh! Ah, See Ya Soon Kiddo. Im Goin On Break. Ill Give You Some Fried Snow Later!
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer? Kentucky Fried Children! What's it called when you eat those same babies? Finger Lickin' Good!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
knock knock? Who's there? French French who? French frise!
What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small Fry!
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri day.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
Why are french fries rude
