sike I lied jokes
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Dude, I lied.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
it was just a prank bro.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.