Fortnite

Fortnite Jokes

Rhyme

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.

Screen

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

Trash

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

Alien

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

Season

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Nut

Have you seen the Justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts.

Bruh.

But actually, it's a parody.

Wait, actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

Ass

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

Kid

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

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  • Chest

    When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.