Floyd jokes

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.

The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.

What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?

George Floyd was able to breathe again.

Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

The best thing they did was a wall.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.