Floyd jokes
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.