Rod jokes
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Memes
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."