Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially baiting a rod. I guess you could call him the Master-Baiter
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens? A: They fall. (They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why did the orphan rod a bank. For he can be wanted
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
