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Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?

On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

A master baiter.

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."

Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"

Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"

Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"

Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

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    • Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?

    Because dead babies make the best chum! :)

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