Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
were do you go to get the best fish... a restaurant on the titanic
if there are 12 fish and 6 drown how many are left
12 because fish dont drown
why fall harry out the boat because hes hooked!
i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet....
for 20 seconds...
and only once.... :(
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."