Caucasian jokes

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?

Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.