Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
โWhat in the world did I just read?โ
My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!
The first time you have a new phone you have a different one you can change your phone to a new phone but it doesnโt change the phone ๐ฑ itโs just different I think it will work I just think it would look good ๐ and then it would work but you donโt know if itโs the right thing for the new one you just know itโs the wrong ๐ itโs a bad phone ๐ฑ itโs a new thing itโs the same for different every day but it doesnโt look ๐ and I think ๐ค so itโs not a good ๐ but it works so itโs different so itโs different for the new phone ๐ฑ and it doesnโt have to work on it doesnโt matter to the same for you know itโs just the one โ๏ธ but it doesnโt have the one that I can do a lot better and I can just use my new one โ๏ธ but it is not that the new iPhone ๐ฑ so you have the one thatโs the other is that I have the same thing and itโs the same phone ๐ฑ but I have to get the new iPhone ๐ฑ I just want it and then you have a good ๐ and itโs a different number so itโs just like ๐ so itโs just one โ๏ธ but you know itโs not like ๐ I have the new iPhone ๐ฒ so you know itโs just one โ๏ธ so itโs a little more than just the one โ๏ธ and it will get the new phone ๐ so itโs just easier and cheaper for the money ๐ด but it wonโt cost ๐ฒ much more to pay ๐ฐ off your car ๐ than to get the phone ๐ฑ for the next two weeks weeks or even two years to to have the car car ๐๐ fixed so itโs easier and quicker and I will be happy ๐ Iโm happy happy ๐ Iโm so excited excited ๐ thank y all and I will talk soon ๐ and have you have an update as to the results soon ๐ thank ya again so far hope all goes all are good ๐ hope to be in your class today love โค๏ธ and have you been in your dreams hope all your day too bye โ๏ธ
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
Son: Dad I had sex for the first time. Dad: Would you like to talk about it? Son: Sure Dad: Sit down and lets talk about it. Son: I can't my butt hurts.
i love fortnite because i touched grass for the first time and also i love chung lei
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, โWhere is home room?โ The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
The first time you have have to do a full body workout in
If you're ever bored, try scaring the shit out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What do you call a Emo in the hanging gallows
Happy for the first time
