Climax jokes

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can see the look on its face as you climax.

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.