my gay ass: i want to find jesus religous mom: FINALLY me: grabs a noose
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. Its kinda creepy.
What do you find in jeffrey dahmer's shower
Heads and shoulders
Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
POV: me telling a joke
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass Me: nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass find a cure for cancer
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.
Nowonder why I cant find u Ur in the trash bin
your hairline so far back even the rock johnsen couldnt find it
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
Ur hairline is so big it took ur mom to find it
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
Why cant orphans be gay? Because they wont find anybody to call daddy.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
