Film

Film Jokes

Beaver

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

Orphan

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Spider-Man

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Movie

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

Superman

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

Boyfriend

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Brother

A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.

But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?

Movie

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

Thor

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?