Festival jokes
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
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What鈥檚 a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 馃幐馃幐
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
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That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!