Feline jokes

Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.

I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.

Why did the cat cross the road?

To make a catastrophy on the road.

I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.