Favorite song jokes

What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

Let the bodies hit the floor.

What is a pedophile's favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

What’s a sheep’s favorite song?

"Baby Don’t Herd Me."

What is a baby's favorite song?

"Baby" by Justin Bieber.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Deja Vu.

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

"Highway to Hell."

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

- They see me rolling.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

What is a vegetarian's favorite song?

No beef.