Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Favorite Song Jokes
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
