New Favorite Song Jokes - Page 3

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

What's a rabbit's favorite song?

Hip hop.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

What's a convict's favorite song?

"I want to break free."

What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

Let the bodies hit the floor.

What is a pedophile's favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.