Favorite song jokes
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.