Fav jokes

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.

What's a priest's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.

Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!

What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?

WiFi chips or his shoulder?

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.