What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
