Fav jokes
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."