Father's Day jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.