Father's Day jokes
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.