Father's Day

Father's Day Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?

... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 354 days?

'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!

Orphan

Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 360 days?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.

Orphan

Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.

Orphan

I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.

(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)

Orphan

What do Orphans say on Father's Day?

Well, not "Happy Father's Day."

Orphan

There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.

Orphanage

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

Orphan

Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

Because they don't have a mother or father's day.

Father's Day

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

Orphan

Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.

Father's Day

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

Orphanage

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

Orphan

I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.

Orphan

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.