Fatherhood jokes
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Community talk
Mal, my mother. Cosmo, my father. I'm so happy I have you in my life. I dont know what I would do without you. Sometimes I fear I'd be a bad mother because of my birth parents. Then I think of you two. Mal, your patience, caring, and understanding. Unlike my own mother, you'd be happy to feed into my hobbies, to let me write instead of hating on the topic I choose. You care for me, and I am forever grateful. Cosmo, y… Read more