Father's Day

Father's Day Jokes

People

Where can white people cook better than Black people?

On Father’s Day.

Orphan

I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.

(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)

Kid

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

Orphan

What do Orphans say on Father's Day?

Well, not "Happy Father's Day."

Orphanage

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

Orphan

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

Orphan

What does an orphan wish they could do?

Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Orphan

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Orphan

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 360 days?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.

Orphan

Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.

Orphan

Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?

Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.

Calendar

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.

Orphanage

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

Orphan

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Orphan

There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.

Orphan

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.