Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
