Fast Food Restaurant jokes

What has four legs and works at McDonald's?

The remaining members of Nirvana.

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.