Far Back jokes
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.