Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Far Back Jokes
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
