Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Far Back Jokes
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
