a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
maybe we should stoptalking about orphans there parents will get ma...... oh wait
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage
Son:why
Father:you’ll need them there
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely? Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
my uncles like the moon. he comes out at night
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
There was a orphan once and someone knocks on his door and said "hello son come and hug me" but the orphan says "excuse me who are you?" and the guy says "you dont remember me im your dad" and then the orphan says "fine then if your really my dad, come inside and let me asked you some questions" and the man says "ok then but i am really your dad" then the orphan asked some questions to the man and the man gets some of them right so the orphan believes that the man is his dad and then the orphan says "you really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house and the orphan has a room mate and the dad and the orpahn finally get to then bedroom and then the dad knocks out the orphan and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan / son and the room mate hears weird noises in the orphans / sons room and he walks in and see them having seggs and the room mate records it but then kicks out the dad out f the house and then the room mate shares the video to the orphans school chat and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce and everybody at the orphans school call him gay but he really isnt but since he was mad and disgusted he pulled a AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so dont take it seriously.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“
Mom👱🏻♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“
Dad👨🏻🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin
What do you call joe from family guy in an electric wheelchair. robo cop
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
