Family jokes
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.