My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
