My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
Family Jokes
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
