Family jokes
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Your mom gay.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Your mom gay, lol.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.