Family jokes
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?