Family jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!

Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!

Good luck, Jake.

Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.

What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.

What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

Mom!

I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."

Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

Little Johnny: What are you doing?

Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

A father awaits the birth of his first child.

The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."

The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."

The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."

The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"

Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-

Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."

Orphan: And I took that, personally.

Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?

Only the wife was hung up.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home. 😀😀