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What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.

Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Dad: What did you learn in school today?

Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.

What do you and orphans have in common?

Nobody loves you.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?

No one loves them!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't run home.

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

What's an orphan's dream job?

A builder, to build themselves a home.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....

A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."

When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."

Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"

Son:...... um

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.