Family jokes
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.