Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
There once was a brother and a sister so one night it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don't tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks "what's that?" And the boy replies with "that's my pet snake" and the girl asks "can I pet it?" And the boy says "sure just don't tell Mom" and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks "what happened" and the girl said "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it's head off"
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
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When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
Chuck Norris once went to hell. After that the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
Why did the car fall asleep Because he was too tyred
Q. When is your grandfather‘s bedtime? A. Three hours After he falls asleep on the couch.
