Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
What did the twin towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza 🤔
When the pizza man got there all they got was Plane
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside. He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see”
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
God needed and extra 2 hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Pov: u go to Asian prison
U get served extra rice
what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras.
The extra detention didn't do much but the extra chromosome definitely did
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
Them:"Your ugly" Me:"No as ugly as your extra chromosome"
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day, i painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping, still had some extra space
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome? The double trouble.
1: hey 2:what 1:we're outta paint 2:*HMM* (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
