My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?
This pastor decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What did the twin towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza 🤔
When the pizza man got there all they got was Plane
what do you call someone who is extra virgin
mrs frame
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside. He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see”
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
Pov: u go to Asian prison
U get served extra rice
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what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
The extra detention didn't do much but the extra chromosome definitely did
Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras.
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
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Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
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What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
