You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven.”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “How do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?””
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
How's it going @#$!
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
