Exclamation jokes
What did Katie say when her house burnt down?
"HOLY SMOKES!"
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven.”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “How do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?””
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Holy cow!
FUCK OFF GULLER!
How's it going @#$!
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Mooning is very astrological!
Fuck off!