Evolution jokes
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.