Evolution jokes

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!

I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.

Why did the T-Rex cross the road?

The chicken wasn’t invented then.

What do Cavemen poop in?

A Neander stall.

What has 2 legs and walks? A human.

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist then.

Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.

The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.