Euphemism jokes

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?

He kicked the bucket.

What do you call sex?

Making cake.

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!

I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.

"Let's go Brandon!"