Euphemism jokes

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?

What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?

He kicked the bucket.

What do you call sex?

Making cake.

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.

"Let's go Brandon!"