Euphemism jokes

What do you call sex?

Making cake.

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.

"Let's go Brandon!"