Etiquette jokes
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why are french fries rude?
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."