Etiquette jokes
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why are french fries rude?
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."