Ethnic jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
Have you ever eaten African food?
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.