Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
The Twilight fanbase.