What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Entertainment Jokes
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
The Twilight fanbase.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
