What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
