What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
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Entertainment Jokes
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
