Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac